My name is Ash but you may call me Ashmael. This is my little part of the Internet where I like to share things I see, read, hear or watch with whoever cares to see, read or listen. Most of it tends to be geeky with a heafty dose of everything else. My posts tend to be PG-13 or so with an occasional R rated something, but I try to keep it SFW. The archive however my have items that are NSFW, just as a let-you-know.
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My tortoise got himself in quite a pickle
Ridiculous tortoise.
This is like something my tortoise would do.
How the fuck did he…?
Sad thing is— my red eared sliders would totally end up in predicaments like this if they were free to roam.
omg baby what are you DOING. How did dat happen. This is sort of like when I hear Stormy crying for help and I go...
tortoises, man how do they even do it
This picture basically sums up what tortoises are all about
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