My name is Ash but you may call me Ashmael. This is my little part of the Internet where I like to share things I see, read, hear or watch with whoever cares to see, read or listen. Most of it tends to be geeky with a heafty dose of everything else. My posts tend to be PG-13 or so with an occasional R rated something, but I try to keep it SFW. The archive however my have items that are NSFW, just as a let-you-know.
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“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.”
50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
I am honestly going to start requesting pagination of this shit because there is NO WAY THIS IS REAL
#50 shades of grey
#50 shades of are you fucking kidding me this is the worst thing I’ve ever read and I’ve read all three twilight books
(via thinkyoucantell)
This cannot be real. I want photographic evidence. Oh god.
(via slutmuffins)
I need this book. For science.
(via courtnog)
I’m a little disturbed about the term “love cave”. Cave makes me think of bats and spelunking.
(via masterofbirds)
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