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My name is Ash but you may call me Ashmael. This is my little part of the Internet where I like to share things I see, read, hear or watch with whoever cares to see, read or listen. Most of it tends to be geeky with a heafty dose of everything else. My posts tend to be PG-13 or so with an occasional R rated something, but I try to keep it SFW. The archive however my have items that are NSFW, just as a let-you-know.

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ohgirlsijustwannahavefun: fuckyeah

ohgirlsijustwannahavefun:

fuckyeah

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johnnyhatesyou: Thats sketchy as FUCK.

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Thats sketchy as FUCK.

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moseisleywelcomingcommittee: Apr 23, 2:36 PM EDT Schools forced to use giant pigs for lunch programs By Dick Hurtz Associated Press In an age of school budget cuts and a public unwilling and uneasy about paying more in taxes, school administration officials have been forced to save tax money where it can. In one such effort, at Paul Lynde elementary, in Smogsburg, OH, school officials have gone whole hog. Using pigs given special growth hormones and special lactating pharmaceutics, administrators are able to feed hundreds of school children with only five very large pigs. School spokesman Charlotte Webb said of the daily feedings “It gets kind of messy as some of the children have not learned to properly latch on to the teats, but we have so far racked up a substantial savings, somewhere in the hundreds of dollars in food cut backs.” she said enthusiastically.  Asked by reporters how it tastes, student and massive complainer Samantha Strickland was quick to say “Tastes like ass and bacon.” as other students were eager to agree and give their unasked opinion.  Administration officials are hopeful to grow very large turtles and replace school buses in the near future.

moseisleywelcomingcommittee:

Apr 23, 2:36 PM EDT

Schools forced to use giant pigs for lunch programs

By Dick Hurtz Associated Press

In an age of school budget cuts and a public unwilling and uneasy about paying more in taxes, school administration officials have been forced to save tax money where it can. In one such effort, at Paul Lynde elementary, in Smogsburg, OH, school officials have gone whole hog. Using pigs given special growth hormones and special lactating pharmaceutics, administrators are able to feed hundreds of school children with only five very large pigs.

School spokesman Charlotte Webb said of the daily feedings “It gets kind of messy as some of the children have not learned to properly latch on to the teats, but we have so far racked up a substantial savings, somewhere in the hundreds of dollars in food cut backs.” she said enthusiastically. 

Asked by reporters how it tastes, student and massive complainer Samantha Strickland was quick to say “Tastes like ass and bacon.” as other students were eager to agree and give their unasked opinion. 

Administration officials are hopeful to grow very large turtles and replace school buses in the near future.


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wsoccorsi: Seems Legit. I’m pretty sure Superman would refer to it as “making love”. Superman does not fuck.

wsoccorsi:

Seems Legit.

I’m pretty sure Superman would refer to it as “making love”. Superman does not fuck.

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Apr 23, 2:36 PM EDT Schools forced to use giant pigs for lunch programs By Dick Hurtz Associated Press In an age of school budget cuts and a public unwilling and uneasy about paying more in taxes, school administration officials have been forced to save tax money where it can. In one such effort, at Paul Lynde elementary, in Smogsburg, OH, school officials have gone whole hog. Using pigs given special growth hormones and special lactating pharmaceutics, administrators are able to feed hundreds of school children with only five very large pigs. School spokesman Charlotte Webb said of the daily feedings “It gets kind of messy as some of the children have not learned to properly latch on to the teats, but we have so far racked up a substantial savings, somewhere in the hundreds of dollars in food cut backs.” she said enthusiastically.  Asked by reporters how it tastes, student and massive complainer Samantha Strickland was quick to say “Tastes like ass and bacon.” as other students were eager to agree and give their unasked opinion.  Administration officials are hopeful to grow very large turtles and replace school buses in the near future.

Apr 23, 2:36 PM EDT

Schools forced to use giant pigs for lunch programs

By Dick Hurtz Associated Press

In an age of school budget cuts and a public unwilling and uneasy about paying more in taxes, school administration officials have been forced to save tax money where it can. In one such effort, at Paul Lynde elementary, in Smogsburg, OH, school officials have gone whole hog. Using pigs given special growth hormones and special lactating pharmaceutics, administrators are able to feed hundreds of school children with only five very large pigs.

School spokesman Charlotte Webb said of the daily feedings “It gets kind of messy as some of the children have not learned to properly latch on to the teats, but we have so far racked up a substantial savings, somewhere in the hundreds of dollars in food cut backs.” she said enthusiastically. 

Asked by reporters how it tastes, student and massive complainer Samantha Strickland was quick to say “Tastes like ass and bacon.” as other students were eager to agree and give their unasked opinion. 

Administration officials are hopeful to grow very large turtles and replace school buses in the near future.


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brojardo: YA!

brojardo:

YA!

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imgoverdose: Happy Easter! Sweet Jesus, as if Easter Bunnies were not scary enough

imgoverdose:

Happy Easter!

Sweet Jesus, as if Easter Bunnies were not scary enough

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averymonsen: I think we can all agree that the world is a better place now that I made this. (Puts head in hands and softly weeps.) Would this be considered passive aggressive if I send it to a particular someone? What if I add a cute happy face? :) 

averymonsen:

I think we can all agree that the world is a better place now that I made this.

(Puts head in hands and softly weeps.)

Would this be considered passive aggressive if I send it to a particular someone?

What if I add a cute happy face? :) 

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(via verasfreedomofspeech)

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birkucukkulkedisi: Go away!

birkucukkulkedisi:

Go away!

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