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My name is Ash but you may call me Ashmael.
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27 posts tagged sex
Plugging my headphones into my laptop has to be that one time I can know the stress a guy feels when he’s about to have sex.
“Oh shit… is this the right hole?”
*feels around*
“OK, I’ve got this…”
*attempts to plug in*
“Ok it’s right… wtf… it was JUST RIGHT HERE?”
*tries again*
“… it went in… ok we’re… NO NO NO… aaaaah wrong hole!”
At least when you jam the plug into the wrong hole the laptop doesn’t scream and run to the bathroom for tissue paper.
“If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature enough to be touching vaginas.”
Stoya (via tuesunefraise)
(via tuesunefraise)
Nothing sexier than grabbing a man by his tie and giving him the ‘I want you’ eyes.
(via sailorbooty)
10 Things They Should Have Taught Us In Sex Ed
Sexual Education is a very good, necessary part of growing up. And it can come in many forms — and from many sources — but the one we almost all…
“When you date just one guy, you might feel pressured to commit, even if you’re not ready,” she says. “If you see two men, there’s often this unspoken need to choose between them. But three guys tend to balance each other out, like a tripod.”
From an actual CNN article encouraging women to date three men at a time.
That seems like a lot of work.
I can only imagine what people think when someone is working on this on the train for the commute to work.
According to a new study published in the Journal of Sex Research, 28 percent of male college students admitted to faking orgasms during intercourse, oral sex and manual stimulation.
Because as of yet, women don’t have eyes in their vagina and sometimes the sperm factory is all out for the day, especially after many repeated and close together in time, sessions.
Just like women, men have sex to please our partners but we would rather be doing something else. Usually guys older than 30, because younger guys will fuck anything that moves, be happy about it and have magical +3 balls that produce endless amounts of cum.
